Tag Archives: humor

Friday Wisdom – Cold Weather

Posted on 10/23/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

It was so cold this morning I had to scrape ice off my windshield. The only thing I had was my supermarket loyalty card – only managed to get 10% off. The house was so cold this morning, we didn’t … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Plumbers

Posted on 10/16/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

You never see a plumber bite his nails. Plumbers are always tired because their job is draining. When I was young I thought about becoming a plumber. Turns out it just a pipe dream. I was going to replace the … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Airplanes

Posted on 10/09/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

Always keep your number of takeoffs equal to your number of landings. A good landing is anyone you can walk away from. A great landing is when they can use the plane again. The only time you have too much … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Construction

Posted on 10/02/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

I have a great idea for a construction joke – still working on it. His hammer was like lightening. Never struck in the same place twice. Did you hear about the construction worker that was arrested for murder? Well, there … Continue reading →