Tag Archives: humor

Friday Wisdom – Work

Posted on 06/19/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

Most people are shocked when they find out that I’m a really bad electrician. I’m great at multitasking – I can gossip, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at the same time. When I was young I thought it would be … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – From the Garden

Posted on 06/12/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing. What vegetable did Noah not take on the ark? Leeks Why don’t people laugh at gardening jokes? they’re too corny How do you keep a dog from digging in your … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Doctoring

Posted on 06/05/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

I told the doctor I thought I was having memory loss – he made me pay in advance. The medical assistant said, “Doctor there’s a man on line 1 who says he’s invisible.”  The doctor replied, “Tell him I can’t … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Cars

Posted on 05/29/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. With the rise of self-driving vehicles, sooner or later we’ll get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves … Continue reading →

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