Tag Archives: jokes

Friday Wisdom – April Fools’ Day

Posted on 04/01/2022 by Andrew Reynolds

In honor of April 1: Companies should launch new products on April first, that way if the product fails they can say, “April Fool!” Thanksgiving vs April 1: One is thankful the other prankful. Summer said to spring, “I’m going … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Kid Funnies

Posted on 07/30/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

Today we were over at the children’s center helping with the school supply distribution so here are a bunch of jokes that even kids would like: How do oceans say hello to each other? They wave. What does your brother … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Careers

Posted on 06/18/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

I just got hired as an astronomer. My career is looking up now. Just saw a job ad at Old McDonald’s farm. They’re looking for a new CIEIO. My friend just got fired from the calendar factory for taking a … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Changing

Posted on 05/08/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, that’s a hardware problem. Q: How many choir directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: No one knows. Nobody ever looks at the director. … Continue reading →

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