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Friday Wisdom – Kid Funnies

Today we were over at the children’s center helping with the school supply distribution so here are a bunch of jokes that even kids would like: How do oceans say hello to each other? They wave. What does your brother … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom on Saturday – Retirement

You’re getting Friday humor on Saturday because — I lost track of the days and just confirmed that yesterday was Friday. If it wasn’t for my weekly pillbox organizer, I wouldn’t know what day of the week it is. I’ve … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – Gambling

I do live in a town with casinos so here are some insights on gambling. Gambling is a tax on people who are bad at math. Why don’t pirates play poker? They’re always stand on the deck. I played strip … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – Hot

Just so you have some responses to the question how hot is it? It’s so hot that: chickens are laying hard boil eggs the cows are giving evaporated milk you leave tire tracks in the asphalt you need potholders to … Continue reading

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