Tag Archives: wisdom

Friday Wisdom – Jazz

Posted on 07/02/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

We went to see a jazz concert last night so a few jazzy funnies popped into my head: How do you get a jazz musician off your porch? Pay for the pizza. The difference between a rock guitarist and a … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Cats

Posted on 06/25/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

“Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.” Ray V. at https://mitigatingchaos.wordpress.com/ Cat: A small furry animal that’s always on the wrong side of a door. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs. There’s only one thing smarter … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Careers

Posted on 06/18/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

I just got hired as an astronomer. My career is looking up now. Just saw a job ad at Old McDonald’s farm. They’re looking for a new CIEIO. My friend just got fired from the calendar factory for taking a … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Police

Posted on 06/11/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

I read that someone stole the toilet at the police stations. Detectives said they had nothing to go on. I just saw a cop wearing a pilot’s uniform. Turns out he was a plane clothes officer. Detectives just came to … Continue reading →

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