Tag Archives: wisdom

Friday Wisdom – Books ‘n Stuff

Posted on 09/11/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

A librarian slipped and fell at the library.  The paramedics said she walked into the non-friction section. I found a great book on anti-gravity – it’s impossible to put down. Don’t spell part backwards – it’s a trap. iPads are … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Firefighting

Posted on 09/04/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

Recently a shoe factory in my town burned down. After the fire was put out they only found one shoe left.  It was the sole survivor. My father use to say, “fight fire with fire.” That likely accounts for why … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Camping Advice

Posted on 08/28/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

Some advice for your next camping trip: First note that starting January 1, 2014 you actually have to enlist in the Swiss Army to get a Swiss Army Knife. Reminder: A two-man pup tent does not include two men or … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Pizza

Posted on 08/21/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

I was trying to come up with some new pizza jokes, but I’ve been having trouble with the delivery. Most of the pizza jokes I’ve thought of are just too cheesy … To fix a broken pizza use tomato paste. … Continue reading →

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