Category Archives: wisdom

Friday Wisdom – Swimming

Posted on 02/05/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

They kicked me off the water polo team – my horse couldn’t swim. Turns out I’m a slow swimmer – I can only do the crawl. My friend was doing the backstroke in the pool.  I asked him why and … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Trees

Posted on 01/29/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

What kind of tree will fit into your hand? A palm tree. You can identify a dogwood tree by its bark. Did you hear about the pine tree that got in trouble with its parents? It was being knotty. I … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Cooking

Posted on 01/22/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

I went to the grocery store to buy food, but all I found were ingredients. Did I tell you about the cruel cook? He beat the eggs and whipped the cream. Just the other day my wife said she was … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Retirement

Posted on 01/15/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

Who is happy on a Monday? Retired people Retirement: Half as much money, twice as much husband. It’s weird being the same age as old people. Retirement: Living life to the full while trying not to run out of money. … Continue reading →

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