Friday Wisdom – Retirement

Who is happy on a Monday? Retired people

Retirement: Half as much money, twice as much husband.

It’s weird being the same age as old people.

Retirement: Living life to the full while trying not to run out of money.

Retirement is when you stop lying about your age and start lying around the house.

Why are there so many retired people in Bible study classes? They’re studying for the final.

Time is money, except when you’re retired.

Among retired folks, tied shoes are considered formal wear.

The real problem with retirement is that you don’t get any days off.

Now that I’m retired I force myself out of bed by the crack of noon.

Retirement – when pants are optional.

First sign it’s time to retire: When you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

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Wednesday Construction Update

The construction projects here are moving along.  The landscaping crew has been here over a week and are making great progress.  Soon we’ll have a nice new hill and patio area.  Here are a couple of shots of early progress:

View of the hill looking into the backyard. This was two days after starting.

 

This area is being leveled for my marquetry workshop.

Getting my workshop up and running is a slow process.  The building that will go in the area pictured above won’t arrive until March and then I’ll have a lot of work to do to get it setup.

Currently the garage space looks like this:

Current state of the garage workshop. I actually have a couple of tools I could really use.

At this point most of the tools are on carts and I have moved enough stuff into the house so I have some workspace.  Not much but some.  Some of the tools pictured here will be going into the workshop shed when it arrives.

But the big news is the arrival of my full shop dust filter:

This was a major project. This is the shop air filter. It removes particles down to 1 micron and will help keep the dust out of my lungs. It also weights close to 65 pounds making it a beast to attach to the wall.

With this and the dust collector I can now actually run tools in the garage without covering the whole place in sawdust.

Slow progress, but still progress.

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Construction

We’re under construction here.  Well, in the yard, outside.  The crew arrived last Monday with a big digger and a microwave to heat their lunch.  In the yard is a slope that needs work.  They’re building new paths and placing retaining walls.  They hauled away a lot of trash and rubble.  The crew is also laying the groundwork for my new marquetry shop.

It’s a timeless process – one that we all do from time to time.  We do it with homes, cars, and even in our lives.  The process of renewal and restoration.

One reason we bought this house is because it was, as they say, “Move in Ready.”  A nice real estate term meaning we just had to move our things in and start living.  Life is never that simple.  We’ve had to have repairs done, buy new widow coverings, and soon realized that the yard wasn’t setup the way we’d like it.  So we set about planning.

I also retired as part of this move – which requires its own set of changes and renewals.  I’ve worked since I was a teen and miss parts of “work.”  Yes, the money and benefits are greatly missed, but it is more the sense of accomplishment that I miss.  The ability to point to a product or company and say, “I work there or I make those.”

As part of our new year traditions, Heather and I make a list of things we’d like to accomplish. This involves some thought and a large pad of paper where we list the things we’d like to do.  I was just looking at that list and most of my items are what I’d call enabling steps.  I’d love to do more woodworking, and that requires more space and setup.  It also turns out to be a long process.  We started the process of planning the new yard areas and where to put my workshop back in August.  There was the planing, signing contracts and now finally a crew has arrived to do that.

I should say the first part of the work.  They are really just laying a framework for our gardening efforts and my shop space.  It will still be months before it is all complete and each time I look at the construction progress I am reminded of the work that still needs to be done – the electrical line, the irrigation system, where to put the compost piles …

I guess there is a metaphor in there somewhere about life.  We have to plan, execute and adapt to the place where we find ourselves.  There needs to be a grand vision and the patience to work through all the details.  In the end, it might even come close to what we first thought it might be.

It would be nice to come back here next year and post, “We did it!”  Nice, but life is always uncertain and the best we can really hope for is to be closer to our goal.  It’s possible that I might not make a single piece of marquetry.

I’d like to write here that I am hopeful that things will be alright and that I’ll be cranking out marquetry pieces by the dozen.

It’s hard to be hopeful in this world right now.  Disease, hate, and all the negative things often pull me down into pessimism.

But, there is always hope, and on my hill the digger machine is building a new backyard.  If we trust to prayer, love, and compassion, we could build a new world.

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Friday Wisdom – Keep on Truck’n

I’ve applied for a job as a garbage truck driver.  There’s no training program.  They say I’ll pick it up as I go along.

I have two friends – a truck driver and an astronaut.  Personally I find the truck driver to be more down to earth.

What do you call a truck driver who doesn’t drive anymore? semi-retired.

What’s a truck driver’s favorite part of a movie? The trailer.

I was working for a carnival driving the truck with the giant eye glasses.  It was quite the spectacle.

A truck hauling raspberries spilled the load on the highway – there was a large traffic jam.

 

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