Grilled Cheese Sandwiches

When I was a child, we went to church every Sunday.  It was the outing of the week – the one time when the whole family did something together.  Before church we had our one cooked breakfast for the week and we boys put on our suits, ties and good shoes.

We wore clip-on bow ties.  As I recall mine was a red plaid thing.  It was the sixties and my father was still living in the fifties.  Father wore clip-on bow ties everyday to the office where he was a tax accountant and had the joyful job of telling people how much they owed the government.  Well he did have the joy of sometimes telling people how big their refund would be.

But Sunday wasn’t about taxes.  It was about community, and being with family and friends.  Well, and there was that whole God, church, religion thing too.  There was also an aspect of seeing how much trouble you could get into without getting your “Sunday Clothes” dirty.

After church there was always the coffee hour where we kids would get the red punch, dad a cup of coffee, and mother would get a cup of tea she wouldn’t drink.  Then we’d all pile into the car and head home for lunch.

One meal I remember most is chili and grilled cheese sandwiches.  It was wonderful.  The chili came from a can (Hormel chili con carne without beans plus an added can of kidney beans – yeah seems weird to me now) and we got to use the big electric sandwich grill that could make four sandwiches at a time. Actually it was a waffle grill with changeable plates for sandwiches or waffles (we never made waffles).  At seven years old this was just all magical and tasted great.

I’m sure we had other things to eat for our Sunday lunch, but this meal was standard and was always a crowd pleaser for our family.  I do recall going to other church members homes for Sunday lunch and being surprised that they didn’t have a sandwich grill.  I was also disappointed to learn that Jesus probably didn’t eat chili and that likely he didn’t have sandwiches either.  Seemed odd to me, as that would have been an easy way to feed the five thousand – a big pot of chili and a sandwich grill.

This memory comes back to me often on a Sunday.  Today it came back because Heather and I had a can of Amy’s Organic Chili.  I’ll admit that canned chili isn’t something I relish these days, but it does bring back a flood of memories.

Memories of being told not to run at church, of singing hymns, folding the church bulletin into a paper airplane and flying them from the choir loft.  Memories of Sunday School art projects, the Christmas pageant, and the time I played a carol on the piano for the pageant program.  Or the many years one of our paper airplanes stayed stuck high on a beam in the sanctuary.

I was reminded of my father today, because I had to write the check for our taxes and was reminded of what he sometimes said about that, “Only them with money has that problem chum.”

Thanks Dad.

Andrew

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Friday Wisdom – Questions

Finding the right answer is not as important as asking the right question.

More wisdom next week,

Andrew

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Wednesday Woodworking – Heather’s desk

The weather has finally warmed enough to put me back into woodworking season.  This weekend I completed a desk for Heather.  This will be a new computer workstation desk for her.  It’s a rebuild of her old desk to reduce the size and change the legs to these solid oak legs.  I did cheat a little and used pocket screws to join it together.

Upside down desk to attach the legs.

The piles of wood in the background are cutoffs and bits of junk from past projects.  As they get smaller I find it more difficult to find creative uses for the junk.  At some point, I’ll have to just load this all up and drive it to dump.  Our local dump does have a wood recycling program that accepts some of this.

Next projects include another laundry cabinet and a marquetry piece.

If you need me, I’ll be in the shop,

Andrew

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The Influencer

So I’ve been spending some of my free time looking into ways to make money without working very hard.  The internet seems to have tons of ways to do this.  The current rage seems to be a “Social Media Influencer” on Instagram or Facebook or YouTube.  Apparently you can get free stuff, free travel, fame, fortune, and do not have to work much to get all this wonderful stuff.

Cool, where do I sign up?

I did a quick google search (since google knows all) and found 71 million web pages that tell you how to be an “Influencer” and get free travel to exotic locations.  The Maldives, Fiji, and the Philippines seem to be hot locations – that the Philippines was on the list surprised me, but it’s cheap and has good surfing.  Now I’ll admit I only read one or two of these pages, but the process seems to be to email a hotel where you want to stay and promise to do an Instagram post featuring the hotel to your followers.

Yup, just send an email promising to take pictures of yourself wearing a bikini, a towel, or hotel robe on the beach, in the room, getting out of the shower…  Then promise to post these pictures to your account(s) and magically thousands of people will want to stay at the hotel. That would be worth a free room, drinks, meals, diving lessons, a massage …

Right?

Honestly, I don’t think that’s going to work for me.  It might, but I can’t think of many people who want a picture of me in a bikini.  But there are tens of thousands of people who think that hotels and restaurants are just dying to have the privilege of having a “Social Influencer” wandering around the place, taking pictures, and drinking the good liquor for free.

Of course, it’s all a fantasy.  The number of people who can actually pull this off is very small and as hotels and brands get hit with more and more people asking for free stuff, these business are starting to question the value.  A hotel room may be free to the influencer, but the business still has to pay for the staff, electricity, beverages, and toilet paper.  The question being asked by hotels is, “How many people are going to see your post and then actually pay for a stay at the hotel if we give you a free room?”

The answer is: Somewhere between none and not many.  A net loss to the hotel.

Recently there was a New York Times article about a beach club in the Philippines that is being flooded with emails from influencers requesting free accommodations. The owners of the club are being flooded with requests from “wannabe influencers” who have no clue about the value proposition.  A single Instagram post to your 3,000 followers does not earn you a $270 a night hotel room with  free meals.

Darn, I was so hoping.

I did a little more digging and found that there are many, many businesses who are starting to officially hang out the, “Influencers Not Welcome” sign.  It seems that many influencers who go down this path have no clue how business works and real businesses are stuck explaining it to them.

Sadly, I do have something of a clue how business works so I won’t be sending your hotel an email offering to post bikini pictures of me in exchange for a free room.

You can thank me now.

So, I guess that means it’s back to the old fashioned way of making money – working.

Sigh,

Andrew

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