We’ve been mostly snowed in here the last week so what do you do when snowed in? Drink tea, read books and let the cats sit on your lap, so here’s everything I know about cats:
Cat defined: A small furry mammal who is always on the wrong side of a door.
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
There is a special kind of cat that likes to go bowling – alley cats.
My cats like sitting by my computer watching the mouse.
I just read that a woman was removed from a flight because she let the cat out of the bag.
It was terrible, my neighbors cat lost it’s tail. They had to take it to a re-tail store.
What did the cat say after it ate a clownfish? That tasted funny.
My local police department just hired a bunch of cats for a claw enforcement squad.
Did you know that the Cheshire Cat’s favourite drink is evaporated milk?
I discovered that you have to be carful when it’s raining cats and dogs – you might step in a Poodle.
I went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov’s dog and Schrodinger’s cat. The reference librarian said, “Rings a bell, but I don’t know whether it’s here or not.”
Is it true that a cat’s favorite song is The Three Blind Mice?
I saw a cat running away from a tree. I think it was afraid of its bark.
Well, enough of all that, I just feel fur-tunate to be a cat owner.
This week a bonus – actual pictures of my cats:
Spotty Kitty – small and ferocious little madam
Boots – large lovable lap cat but she only has two brain cells and no ability to use both at the same time.
Mr. Socks – thinks he’s in charge of everything and this is his favorite bed.
