Friday Wisdom – Taxes

The last couple of weeks have been preparing taxes here at the shop so here we go with everything I know about taxes:

A fine is a tax for doing something wrong and a tax is a fine for doing something right.

Children may be deductible, but they’re still taxing.

Nothing drives one to being modest about their income like having to fill out an tax form.

Tax is like a laundry list – whatever happens you’re likely to lose your shirt.

There is no greater creative writing genre than a persons itemized deduction list.

When it comes to golf and fishing there are a lot of liars, but far more liars are made by filling out tax forms.

Are you sure I can’t list the government as a dependent?

Of life’s two certainties, taxes is the only one you can get an extension on.

“You must pay taxes, but there’s no law that says you gotta leave a tip.” — financial services firm Morgan Stanley.

“Dear IRS, I am writing you to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.” — Snoopy (from top of his dog house).

“The best measure of a person’s honesty isn’t their income tax return. It’s the zero adjust on their bathroom scale.” — Arthur C. Clarke

“Today, it takes more brains and effort to make out the income-tax from than it does to make the income.” — Alfred E. Neuman (What me worry?)

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Wednesday Working – Tables

I’ve actually been working on a few things, but nothing that makes a good picture. Think taxes. It’s that time of year and since my retirement funds are self-managed I find that just collecting all the needed 1099s is a bunch and an half of work. Still, I’ve managed sometime to do this:

Completed assembly cart. Note the two boxes to the left that are waiting to be unpacked into the pullout shelves.

This is my new assembly table with slide out drawers. I bought the metal frame and casters on-line and added the plywood side panels and the top. The drawers are plywood and I had three sets of full extension drawer slides left over from a project I was doing at my old house, but now had no use – until I needed this table. This one is in my shop shed and will be used for small projects.

Here’s what the internal frame ended up looking like:

The rails and side frame

Likely overkill on the sliders, but better to be used than rust on a shelf. and yes, I used the assembly table to assemble the assembly table …

On the quilting front I finally got Heather’s old cutting table moved from her room to mine:

The cutting table. Getting a better sewing table is next.

My sewing machine is still on a folding table and shares space with our printer, but I have plans for a sewing table and printer stand that should improve this space. Yes, that’s a keyboard on the cutting table – I’ve been wondering where that got to.

The next quilting project is a table runner using this weird curvy log cabin block:

A curvy log cabin block

More on this when I get a few more blocks made. I bought a special template to make this and this is my first test block. It’s starting to make sense in my brain, but working with fabric is still a big learning curve for me. Apparently you can’t just sand the edges to make it fit …

Well, that’s it for this week’s work pictures. I hope to be more consistent on these Wednesday posts – now that my account has all the tax information.

If you need me – I’ll be at the cutting table.

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Silence

How do you talk about silence with out breaking it?  It’s important, yet I can barely explain why with words.  There is a power in silence, but like all power it must be used with wisdom and not as a weapon.  We’ve all felt the bruising silent treatment or have lost something important because we failed to break our silence.

Balance.  Difficult to achieve and regretful when we fail to have it.

Sit in silence, listen and fill your body with the breath of life.  Let your troubles fade while seeking the voice of wisdom and strength.  In prayer we talk to God, in silence we listen for answers.  It’s in the quiet of the mind that we most often hear the hope, comfort, and words of strength that we need.

Gordon Hempton, the author of the book, One Square Inch of Silence: One Man’s Quest to Preserve Quiet, said, “Silence isn’t the absence of something, but the presence of everything.”

Have you ever sat in the deep forest by a stream and listened to the water splashing over the rocks?  Have you breathed that air and heard the wind high in the tree tops? Have you sat where no human sound disturbs your mind?  It is in these quiet moments when we can breath in healing and listen for words of wisdom in the clouds.

Meditation depends on a spirit of silence where we quiet our mind and listen to just one thing.   Chanting, music, or movement is sometimes used, but the point is to be open to the infinite and attune our spirit to the possibility of everything.

Our world is increasingly getting louder and quiet is fading.  TV, radio, news, and social media demand our attention and steal from us our rest and strength that a quiet rainy day can bring.  We move from outrage to outrage shutting out hope and love.  When was the last time you heard a story of hope on the evening news.

Noise, the pounding drum and crashing cymbal are the tools of those who would demand our attention and fear.  Politicians vie power by loudly calling out our fears or inventing enemies for us to stand against.  Incessant and driving they don’t give us time to think and respond.  Instead they pound the drum of hate, instill in our hearts fear and drive out love, friendship and hope.

Politicians, media and so many people view silence as a weakness.  To be quiet is viewed as giving up or not caring.  Sometimes it is.  The trick is to know when to stand silent and not be drawn into the fray and when to speak with quiet wisdom.  The  trick is to have times of silence that clears our minds, focuses our thoughts, and enables our strength to be wisdom.  Fighting for a cause or a truth should never be out of fear, but rather as the result of quiet consideration of the consequences of both not acting and acting.

I don’t have the right words today.  I don’t know how to say that we must turn off the noise and listen to the silence of the wind, waves, and flowing water.

How can I say in words, the beautiful world I see in the silence of night?

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Friday Wisdom – At the Church

This week was Ash Wednesday and I was down at the church for the noon service, so you get churchy wisdom this week:

I found Jesus – he was hiding behind the couch the whole time.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

How do you make holy water? Get some tap water and boil the hell out of it.

You know, even Moses started out as a basket case.

I was just reading a physics book and turns out photons have mass. Wow, I didn’t know they were Catholic.

Planning ahead is good – It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.

God created everything with a purpose. Except maybe mosquitoes.

When Jonah told his family about what happened on his way to Nineveh, his father replied, “Sounds fishy.”

Every day Adam and Eve did a little math. Well they were told to be fruitful and multiply.

Samson was the best musician in the Bible – yeah, he brought the house down.

Never said in a church: “It’s my turn to sit in the front pew.”

The chair of our church council just announced we’re going to start welcoming all denominations: fives, tens, twenties, fifties – all are welcome.

I told my pastor that I’d just had two crowns put on my teeth. She suggested we sign the Dentist’s Hymn, “Crown Him with Many Crowns.”

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