National Poetry Month

April is National Poetry Month.  Started in 1996 by the Academy of American Poets.  The academy wanted to remind the public that poems and poets have and integral role to play in our culture and that poetry matters (see poets.org/national-poetry-month ).  Part of me is happy that someone decided that we needed to highlight the value of poetry in our lives.

Part of me is sad that we have to point that out to people and that it’s not just obvious to everyone.  The Academy of American Poets also list eleven specific activities you can do for National Poetry Month including: Sign up for the Poem-a-Day email list, get a Poetry Month poster, on the 29th join in the Poem in Your Pocket Day, and make a donation to the AAP.

Makes you wonder if this is about poetry or money.

Poetry and money normally don’t go together.  There’s an old saying, “The way to make a million dollars being a poet is to start with two million dollars.”

The same thing could be said of artists, musicians, and bloggers …

Now if you’re really motivated by poetry you could join in the annual NaPoWriMo.  Started in 2003, this National Poetry Writing Month encourages you to write a poem a day.  I’ve seen a few blogs doing this.  I won’t be – I can barely write a poem a month, a poem a day would likely burn out my brain and I’d have to be hospitalized or at least under go medical treatment.

It’s a bit like NaNoWriMo where you have write a whole novel in one month.  I haven’t written a novel after ten years of work. Doing one in a month … not happening.

Now part of me is happy that we have these kind of things happening to both highlight the importance of creative writing and giving people the encouragement and tools they need to get a body of work going.

The cynical part of me says, “Anything worth doing is worth over doing.”

I’m also amazed at the need we have to “raise awareness” of things.  I’m sure most people are aware poetry exists.  Some may not like poetry, but they are aware it exists.  

But, just incase you’ve been living under a rock or don’t have internet access here are a few other things you should be “aware” of:

There are two national donut days.  One on June 4th and the other on November 5th.  No one knows why.  It’s estimated that 95% of Americans admit to liking donuts.  The whole donut thing started in WWI when the Salvation Army sent 250 women to the front lines in France to feed soldiers.  They made donuts because they were fast and easy to make.  Also soldiers would eat a lot of them.  This tradition continued into WWII and these women have been hailed as heroes by our deployed troops.  My research has failed to determine why we don’t have a donut month.  I didn’t have time to see if there is a donut postage stamp.

Each afternoon I have tea and a cookie.  National Cookie Day on December 4th recognizes this.

Now, the British tend to refer to the cookie as a biscuit and are surprised to find biscuits and gravy on the menu in many southern states.  Despite that weirdness, the UK National Biscuit day is on May 29th. In my home, biscuit day is every afternoon at 4:00 pm.

I also like pizza and in our home Sunday is pizza night.  In America, National Pizza Day is February 9th, but again, why not a whole month?

Americans drink a lot of coffee so National Coffee day is October 1st.  Interestingly I discovered that technically coffee, the beverage, is actually a tea, that is an infusion of plant material in water as a beverage or medicine. Coffee counts as both – with or without milk.

And finally someone got this right and declared January as National Tea month.

Now that’s one I can really do.  I pledge that next National Tea Month, that I’ll make and drink a cup of tea every day.  I might even post daily pictures of me drinking tea.

Maybe I should drink tea and read a poem to help make people aware of the importance of reading while drinking tea. 

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Friday Wisdom – April Fools’ Day

In honor of April 1:

Companies should launch new products on April first, that way if the product fails they can say, “April Fool!”

Thanksgiving vs April 1: One is thankful the other prankful.

Summer said to spring, “I’m going to fall!”

Everyone is exhausted on April 1 because they’ve just had a 31-day March.

The worst day to propose on is April First.

Eggs love April Fools’ Day. Yes, the love practical yokes.

What if April Fools’ Day is actually April 2 and we’ve all been fooled into thinking it’s the first.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice – and how would I know?

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. — Mark Twain

There are two types of April Fools’ Day pranks: the funny ones, and the ones played on you. — Melanie White.

It’s better to keep your mouth shut and be thought of as a fool rather than opening your mouth and removing all doubt.

The wise don’t need advice. Fools won’t take it. — Ben Franklin

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Tea Kettle

Last week I was talking about thorium and nuclear reactors and mentioned tea kettles in passing.  Seems like that drew a lot of interest. Okay, two people commented on it …

I should mention that I drink tea – a lot of tea, well, four cups per day most days.  There’s tea when I first get up, the mid-morning tea break, four o’clock tea and herb tea after dinner.  Three of the four cups are black tea and the fourth is an herb tea.

Personally I blame church for my taste for tea.  There is the odd little tradition in many churches: coffee hour.  It doesn’t last for an hour – it just feels like an hour.  The idea is that after the last hymn you head over to the fellowship hall for coffee and conversation. 

When I was about 15 I thought I’d have a cup of coffee like the adults.  It was horrible.  The next week I tried a cup of tea and liked it. 

Years, decades, later I discovered that all church coffee taste horrible and likely if my first had been from somewhere else, I might be a dedicated coffee drinker today. 

But now at home I have a tea kettle, tea pot, and I think 20 boxes of black tea with maybe about 10 or so boxes of various herb tea blends.  In this house we drink Tetley tea (British blend).  Heather and I both drink tea and we can drink five cups of tea a day so on box of Tetley with 80 bags will only last 16 days so we’re always on the look out for a good tea sale when shopping.  A couple of weeks ago the store had a two boxes for five dollars sale and we stocked up.

Now, we need to make sure you understand that there is a difference between a tea kettle and a tea pot.  I know some of you are saying, “Well, that’s obvious,” but not everyone really appreciates the difference here.  The kettle is the thing that heats the water and the pot is where water and tea brew to make that wondrous drink.  Then you can pour milk followed by the tea into a mug or cup.

There is a difference between mugs and cups, but I’m not going to explain that.

Yes, I put milk into the cup first and then the tea.  If you do it differently, you’re wrong.

I should point out at this point that the word, “tea” refers to both the dry substance in the bags and the liquid that comes out of a tea pot.  Coffee and tea share this characteristic – the word referring to both the dry stuff and the drink. After that things really change – coffee has more caffeine than tea, you don’t have coffee bags and you pour the coffee first and then add the milk or half and half or whiskey.

I’ve never herd of Irish tea, but somewhere, someone has slipped a little whiskey into a mug of tea.

I should mention at this point that tea is good for everything.  Have a cold? Tummy upset? Can’t sleep? Stubbed your toe in the dark? Hit your head on the cupboard door? No problem, just brew a nice cup of tea and everything will be better.  Tea has many health benefits and I think widely underused.  Its curative properties are endless and many more people should be using it.

Which brings us back to tea kettles.  Oh sure you could heat water in a pan or in a microwave, but the proper way is to use a kettle.  The older kettles are be placed on a stove to boil.  Those are nice because when the water is ready, the kettle whistles to let you know it’s time to brew the tea.

In the past this might have been referred to the kettle, “singing.” These days when I think of a kettle singing, it’s a Disney movie or the Tea Room, “The Kettle Sings” that my bother-in-law took me to once on a visit to England.

I should also mention that in some usages, “tea” actually refers to a meal, but I digress.

The problem with stove top tea kettle is that I forget I’ve turned on the stove and with my slight hearing loss, I often don’t hear it singing, but do finally smell it burning when all the water has boiled away.  Then there is the smoke detectors screaming and explaining why I burnt another one.

So these days we just use an electric kettle that has a built in thermostat that turns the thing off when it gets hot.  They’re really nice and boil enough water in a couple of minutes.  There is some steam that escapes out the spout when it boils and I suppose you could use that steam to turn an electric turbine.  The problem here is that you’ll need electricity to create electricity and the whole thermodynamic equation thing breaks down.  In the end it doesn’t work, yielding neither electricity or tea.

Which brings me back to last week’s post on reactors and tea kettles.  While a tea kettle is a powerful thing, a nuclear reactor still creates more steam and doesn’t need electricity to make steam.  I don’t know if reactor operators make tea from nuclear hot water, but on the surface that seems like a bad idea – you know all those gamma rays and things.

But I did want to note the similarity between a stove top tea kettle and a nuclear reactor: Let them boil dry and there are alarms, smells, and a lot of awkward questions to answer.

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Friday Wisdom – Driving Cars

I had a long road trip this week to visit my brothers so here’s some info on cars:

When is a door not a not? When it’s ajar.

A state trooper pulls a man over for speeding and asks to see the man’s driving license. The man said, “I wish you’d make up your mind, first you take away my license and the next thing you want to see it.”

Don’t run behind a car, you’ll get exhausted and don’t run in front of a car – you might get tired.

What kind of car does a dinosaur drive? A tyrannosaurus wreck.

I saw my neighbor washing his car with his son. I still think he should use a sponge.

There was a frog on the on-ramp thumbing for a ride, so I stoped and said, “Hop in”

So if you hit by a guitar truck, would that be a fender-bender?

The frog was at the parking meter looking for his car. I had to tell him it had been toad.

I was on a bus and gave my seat to a blind person. And that’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.

Apparently snoring scares all the passengers in my car.

I tried building a car out of wood, but it wooden go.

Most common cause of ice cream trucks breaking down: rocky road

Did you hear Santa just got a motorcycle – a brand new Holly Davidson.

I don’t like to brag, but I just got back from buying something very expensive. Yup, went to the gas station.

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