Tag Archives: humor

Friday Wisdom – Careers

Posted on 06/18/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

I just got hired as an astronomer. My career is looking up now. Just saw a job ad at Old McDonald’s farm. They’re looking for a new CIEIO. My friend just got fired from the calendar factory for taking a … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Police

Posted on 06/11/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

I read that someone stole the toilet at the police stations. Detectives said they had nothing to go on. I just saw a cop wearing a pilot’s uniform. Turns out he was a plane clothes officer. Detectives just came to … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Food

Posted on 06/04/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

My wife went to the back of the boat to cook a simple dinner – just a little stern fry. I’ve been trying to write cooking jokes, but nothing has been panning out. Just read a bout a guy arrested … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Music

Posted on 05/28/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

Some thoughts that won’t fall flat … I knew a guy who belonged to a band called the Hinges. They were a support band for the Doors. A friend started a band call, “Sold-Out.” They had a great poster and … Continue reading →

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