Tag Archives: humor

Friday Wisdom – Birds

Posted on 04/23/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

What kind of a university would a bird choose to go to? A polytechnic. Did you hear that the parrot escaped? Yeah, it’s a polygon. My bird was sick so I took it to the vet for a tweetment. What … Continue reading →

Posted in wisdom | Tagged , , | 16 Comments

Friday Wisdom – Mechanics

Posted on 04/16/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

A robot mechanic is never lonely – they’re always making new friends. Stopped by the local car repair shop and all the mechanics were drinking coffee – I think they were on a brake. I told the repair shop that … Continue reading →

Posted in wisdom | Tagged , , | 23 Comments

Friday Wisdom – Doctors

Posted on 04/09/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

I got my second vaccine yesterday so let’s see what’s up at the hospital: Statistically speaking, 6 out of 10 injections are in vein. There’s this great joke about amnesia, but I forgot what it was … “Keep off the … Continue reading →

Posted in wisdom | Tagged , , | 14 Comments

Friday Wisdom – The Easter Bunny

Posted on 04/02/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

Sorry about this, but you know, Easter … What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? Nice gnawing you. What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop. Two bunnies got married and lived hoppily ever after. Why does the … Continue reading →

Posted in wisdom | Tagged , | 21 Comments