Tag Archives: humor

Friday Wisdom – Electrician

Posted on 03/26/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

I have an electrician on-site today wiring up my workshop shed so here we go: What do you call an electrician’s appurtenance? A shock absorber. What do electricians call a power outage? A current event. Why do fluorescent lights hum? … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Socks

Posted on 03/19/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

I had a few jokes about matching socks, but I lost one. Who was the first philosopher to wear socks? Sockrates I got a hole in my sock – darn it. Why do golfers carry an extra pair of socks? … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Shoes

Posted on 03/12/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

Due to popular demand (one person asked), today I’m talking about shoes. The CIA is buying new shoes for their agents.  They’ll all be getting sneakers. After I posted about not knowing how to properly tie my shoes, it was … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Gardening

Posted on 03/05/2021 by Andrew Reynolds

When I was a teen I made lots of money clearing lawns of leaves – I was raking it in. I started a veggie garden using a process of trowel and error. Calm down, it’s just thyme, herb your enthusiasm. … Continue reading →

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