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Friday Wisdom – Shopping

I went to buy a mattress.  The sales person showed me a few, but I was unsure and said, “I don’t know, I’ll need to sleep on it.” Guardians of the Galaxy  – the security guards standing outside the Samsung … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom: Work

As a young man I wanted to get into banking, but I kept losing interest. Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing it’s Thursday. I’m a great multitasker – I can be unproductive, waste time, and procrastinate all at the … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – BBQ

We have a sunny day out here which makes me think of summer BBQs so here’s some wisdom on the subject: Have you seen the BBQ movie? Monty Python and the Holy Grill? I just heard that there’s a new … Continue reading

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Friday Wisdom – Swimming

They kicked me off the water polo team – my horse couldn’t swim. Turns out I’m a slow swimmer – I can only do the crawl. My friend was doing the backstroke in the pool.  I asked him why and … Continue reading

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