Tag Archives: humor

Friday Wisdom – Cats

Posted on 05/22/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

Definition: Cat, noun, small furry mammal that’s always on the wrong side of the door. Dogs have owners.  Cats have staff. Cats are proof that the world is round.  If it was flat the cats would have pushed everything off … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – From the Woodshop

Posted on 05/15/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

Safety tip when using a table saw: Count the number of fingers you have before and after the cut.  You should have the same number in both counts. Report discrepancies to the nearest ER. Woodworking: The practice of cutting large … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Changing

Posted on 05/08/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, that’s a hardware problem. Q: How many choir directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: No one knows. Nobody ever looks at the director. … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Did You Hear?

Posted on 05/01/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He’s all right now. Did you hear about the man … Continue reading →

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