Tag Archives: wisdom

Friday Wisdom – Painting

Posted on 07/17/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

You know you’re Baroque when you’re out of Monet … What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat. Why don’t painters wear sweaters? Because they already have two coats. How much gas did the painter … Continue reading →

Posted in General | Tagged , , , , | 26 Comments

Friday Wisdom – Homes

Posted on 06/26/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

My Grandmother once went to live in Egypt on a house boat to get away from it all.  She was living in denial. I once bought a two story house – one story before and another story after I bought … Continue reading →

Posted in wisdom | Tagged , , | 18 Comments

Friday Wisdom – Work

Posted on 06/19/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

Most people are shocked when they find out that I’m a really bad electrician. I’m great at multitasking – I can gossip, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at the same time. When I was young I thought it would be … Continue reading →

Posted in wisdom | Tagged , | 25 Comments

Friday Wisdom – From the Garden

Posted on 06/12/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing. What vegetable did Noah not take on the ark? Leeks Why don’t people laugh at gardening jokes? they’re too corny How do you keep a dog from digging in your … Continue reading →

Posted in wisdom | Tagged , , | 20 Comments