Tag Archives: wisdom

Friday Wisdom – Doctoring

Posted on 06/05/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

I told the doctor I thought I was having memory loss – he made me pay in advance. The medical assistant said, “Doctor there’s a man on line 1 who says he’s invisible.” The doctor replied, “Tell him I can’t … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Cars

Posted on 05/29/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. With the rise of self-driving vehicles, sooner or later we’ll get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Cats

Posted on 05/22/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

Definition: Cat, noun, small furry mammal that’s always on the wrong side of the door. Dogs have owners. Cats have staff. Cats are proof that the world is round. If it was flat the cats would have pushed everything off … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – From the Woodshop

Posted on 05/15/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

Safety tip when using a table saw: Count the number of fingers you have before and after the cut. You should have the same number in both counts. Report discrepancies to the nearest ER. Woodworking: The practice of cutting large … Continue reading →