Work in Progress

I haven’t been blogging much as other projects have been taking up all my headspace, but I thought I post this to see what you think. I’ve been working on a post-apocalyptic novel/story/thing for what seems like forever and recently have been revisiting this thing to see if I should continue or just give up.

Anyway, here is my opening paragraph along with a thing I’m putting at the beginning of each chapter. I’ve tried to write this a a liner story, but my story telling so far has been a bit fractured so I’m just owning that and showing two fractured pieces. The working title is North and East and is about a city that has grown out of the ruins of the California coast near San Luis Obispo.

On this Date in History:[1]

In 2094 Lt Col David West lead the 35th Homeland Guard Regiment in the battle of Soledad which established the northern frontier of the City for the next 50 years until his grandson, Col Jose West, lead the 1st City Regiment which included elements of the 2nd City Calvary, 1st Homeland Guard Battalion and was supported by four airplanes from the Vandenberg Fixed Wing Squadron in the battles of Salinas and Monterey thereby securing the whole length of the Salinas River Valley for the City on the very same day in 2144.


[1] From the Vandenberg Times, May 24, 2277

Chapter One: City at Night

The explosion ripped through the empty restaurant, shattering windows, cups, plates, and sent the remains of a door flying into the dark street. In the silence after the blast, alarms started their cry, fire sprinklers started, and a broken water pipe shot a fine stream of water into the celling of the small storage room where the explosives had been hidden.   A ruptured gas line in the wall hissed and methane filled the air with a musty rotten egg fragrance just before a second blast sent flames into the night.

            Sargent Owens was staring at the time on his computer screen waiting for it to click over to 04:00, so he could leave the command room and have his lunch.  At 03:57 his screen burst to life, and six voices were demanding his attention over his headset.  Whatever it was, it was big and his crew of dispatchers were shocked into life as alarm after alarm filled the screens and headsets.

So fellow bloggers, let me know what you think. Would you read more of this silliness?

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Friday Wisdom — Cats

Had to take the kitties to the vet this week for their annual check so here’s everything I know about cats:

A cat is a small furry mammal that is always on the wrong side of the door.

My cats said they wanted a new bed so I went to the fur-niture store.

What’s more common than a talking cat? A spelling bee.

Did you know that some kinds of felines actually know how to bowl? Yup, alley cats.

Did you hear about the cat that got arrested? It was littering.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

Cats are great at video games, they have 9 lives.

Don’t play poker with cats in a jungle, too many cheetahs.

How many cats can you put in an empty box? Just one, then it’s not empty.

There’s only on animal smarter than a talking cat … a spelling bee.

What button on the TV remote do cats like the best? Paws.

Lights run on electricity and cars run on gas. What do cats run on? There paws.

My neighbor was talking to her cat like it understood her. It was so funny that I went home and told my dog about it.

My cats are afraid of trees. I think it’s because of the bark.

My friend’s cat lost its tail. He had to take the cat to a retail store.

Cats are very good story tellers. Well they only have one tail …

So how did the cat get the first prize at the bird show? Someone didn’t shut the bird cage properly.

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Friday Wisdom – Quilting

Today was our monthly quilting gathering at the church. Here’s some of what I know about quilting:

I had to send my sewing machine to therapy. It had too many tension issues.

Sewing: The fabric of my life.

If you see a seam ripper in my hands, just back away slowly and quietly.

I’m really hugging you to see if that fabric is wool or polyester.

I know a guy who writes songs about sewing machines – He’s a Singer-songwriter.

Sorry, but I don’t write many sewing jokes. I keep running out of material.

A little known fact: Christmas trees are bad at sewing. Yup, they keep dropping their needles.

If your block isn’t working right, turn it over — it might work left.

There’s something wrong with my sewing machine. Not sure what it is, but it just seams a little off.

Just hand over the seam ripper and slowly walk away …

Just know that when I give you a hug, I’m really checking to see if that fabric is wool or polyester.

My grandmother once told me, “as you sew so shall you rip.”

Did you know that Captain Picard of the Enterprise was an avid quilter? He was always saying, “Make it sew.”

I won’t say that quilts are superior to comforters – I refuse to make blanket statements.

One the quilters told us how she won a million dollars, but I suspect the story was fabricated.

I was going to tell you a joke about a blunt needle, but now it seems pointless.

Did you hear about the quilter who was also a standup comic? He left everyone in stitches.

I was embarrassed on the sewing forum website last night – I asked a question about embroidery on the wrong thread.

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As The Music Plays #13 — Bridge Over Troubled Waters

This is a series of posts about the music I listen to while writing.  This time I’m back to a Simon and Garfunkel song — Bridge Over Troubled Waters.  Paul Simon is among my favorite song writers, poets, musicians and singers.  This song is just plain classic Simon and Garfunkel.  It’s one of their most recognized songs and a great example of their partnership.  Simon’s great writing combined with Garfunkels unique voice.

Simon wrote the song in early 1969 and it was recorded later that year.  Simon originally suggested that Garfunkel sing it as a solo, but Garfunkel thought that Simon should be the one to sing it.  That didn’t happen and most of us know the Garfunkel version.  The piano was played by session musician Larry Knechtel and with other session musicians on bass and drums.  It was released as a single and on their album, Bridge Over Trouble Waters in 1970.  It stayed top of the charts for six weeks and won a number of Grammy Awards in 1971. 

Over the years Simon has stated from time to time that he regretted not following Garfunkel’s suggestion and sing it himself.  I have listened to a couple of versions of Simon singing the song and he does it well, but it is much different that the Garfunkel version.  The two have very different vocal ranges and abilities.  I love the Garfunkel version and wonder if the song would have had the same success if they’d actually released a Simon version of the song.

I do recall hearing the song when it first came out, but at 10 I didn’t really understand the words or the music.  In 1973 my mother signed me up for a summer music program at my junior high school.  I was taking violin and piano lessons at the time.  I was also part of the school orchestra.  I wasn’t very good, but at that age they let anybody in.  Well, my mother didn’t want me just hanging around the house all summer so she signed me up for the month long half day summer music program.  There were three music classes and one recreational each day.  I took violin, orchestra, and for reasons I still don’t understand, they put me in the choir.  I don’t have a singing voice.  I’ve never had a singing voice.  The recreation class was just a room with chess boards in it and we played chess each day for an hour.  I’ve always thought that they didn’t want a bunch of nerdy musicians running around the playing fields and hurting themselves.

There were two big events for the program.  First was a trip to San Francisco to see the Ice Capades with a picnic lunch in Golden Gate Park.  That was a fun day out.  The other event was a concert that we gave at the San Jose Civic Auditorium.  I was in two parts of that concert, the orchestra where we tried to play something by Bach and the choir performance.  We sang a few songs, but our big number was our version of Bridge Over Troubled Waters.  We had to learn every note of that song and let me tell you, it wasn’t easy for a bunch of 13 year olds to match Garfunkel’s high ranging voice.  At the time they had me as a tenor (I’m now a bass, when and if they let me sing) and the tenor’s part was mostly harmony and staying out of the way of the sopranos.  While I doubt my singing was that good, I did gain a great deal of respect for the music.  It was clear to me how great this music was.

And that’s why this song ends up on my writing playlist — just great music that reminds me of a time when I was young, having picnics in the park, watching ice skaters, and … so many things, so many old stories come to my mind.

I’ll end with three YouTube links to versions of Bridge Over Troubled Waters.  First is the classic Garfunkel version.  Second is a version that Simon recorded in 1992.  Finally I include a Elvis Presley’s version.  Over 50 artists have recorded covers of this song, but of all those, Elvis does it best.

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