Friday Wisdom – Dentist

I went to the dentist this week for my checkup and cleaning so here you go:

A dentist married a manicurist. They fight tooth and nail.

I went to the dentist. They put me in a chair, put the thing around my neck and … well you know the drill.

The thought of getting a root canal procedure is deeply unnerving.

I read that the Queen went to the dentist. She needed a new crown.

My dentist said she went to the north pole and saw a molar bear.

My dentist told me that I don’t have to brush all my teeth – just the ones I want to keep.

What did the dentist say to the golfer? You have a hole in one.

A smart phone went to the dentist because it had blue tooth.

I asked my dentist how he got so good at doing fillings. He said he went through a lot of drills.

Dentistry: The same old grind day after day.

My dentist got the Dentist of the Year Award. Sadly, it was just a little plaque.

Apparently, tooth paste is not for gluing teeth back together.

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Wednesday Workshop Progress

I haven’t been blogging much this month – just too much going on. One of the differences here in Reno is that fall comes earlier than it does in San Jose so there have been a lot of “get ready for winter” projects happening. We’ll have freezing overnight temps in just two or three more weeks so there’s a long todo list for all that prep work. Back in San Jose, it frozen overnight about once a decade so this is all new to me.

I have made progress on my workshop shed with hopes I’ll have it ready to start working in over the winter. There are a lot of projects I want to get done. The shed shop will be both my marquetry studio and my finishing shop while my big tools will be in the third bay of the garage. There are a few furniture projects I want to get started on including upgrades to my computer desk, a new bookcase and for my quilting area I need a new sewing table and a cutting table. My current quilt setup isn’t the best and needs work. Heather and I did find out that our church does have quilting group that meets once a month where we get to use the big church tables and social hall for a day. Likely my next project will be done there because I’ll have the space I need for pinning the quilt layers together.

First progress picture on the shed shows that I’ve finished mudding and I’ve installed the air cleaner:

Drywall and mudding complete. Installed new air cleaner.

That sucker was a pain to hang but it will help keep the dust out of the air. I still need to get a dust collector to connect to the equipment I’m going to put in there.

Next, I had to put a second coat of paint on the outside of the shed:

Put a second coat of paint on the outside. The shed shipped with just one coat of paint and I opted to do the second coat myself.

The shed is basically a prefab unit that they do the final assembly on-site. In the factory they do one coat of paint, but after it’s put in place, it needs a second coat. I opted to do that myself. I could have paid Tuff Shed to do it, but I like a bit of painting from time to time.

Sadly, my other shop space is a mess:

My big tool shop is a big mess as I’ve been storing two shop spaces of stuff here. Once the shed workshop is completed, half of this leaves and I’ll reorg this around the table saw.

I’ve got so much packed in there that I can’t use the table saw at the moment. At least half of the stuff in this picture will go into the shop shed and then I can set this space up for the big machines – table saw, planner, jointer, and maybe next year a bandsaw. This space also will get a few cabinets and racks for storage.

That’s it for this week – if you need me, I’ll be in the shed.

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Friday Wisdom – Painting

This week I’ve been painting the outside of my shed so here you go:

I’ve been studying art history. This painter called ‘Renaissance’ is just amazing.

What do painters do when it gets cold? They put on another coat.

Did you hear about the angry painter? He was making a scene.

My painter friend’s wife just left him. Yes, he got the brush off.

Called a painter to paint my house. When he answered the phone the first thing he said was, “yellow.”

I’ going to write a book on house painting. It’s going to be a primer for painting.

Why don’t you see painters wearing a sweater? Because they’ve already put on two coats.

My cats have taken up painting as a hobby. Mostly they just do paw-traits.

I entered the paint catapult contest – won with flying colors.

What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

I painted half of my face like a clown and went for a drive. Don’t think anyone saw the funny side.

Just before going to bed, the painter drew curtains.

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Friday Wisdom – Flying

Yesterday we went out to the Reno Air Races so today here is some wisdom about flying:

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two Wrights did build an airplane.

I got sick at the airport. My doctor said it was just a terminal illness.

A good landing is one you can walk away from. An excellent landing is when you can use the airplane again.

When flying, the only time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire.

Be careful when flying into clouds as the silver lining might be an airplane flying directly at you.

Pilot math: Always keep the number of your takeoffs equal to the number of your landings.

I wrote this great flying joke, but I think it’s over most people heads.

You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice.

Will invisible planes every be a thing? I don’t think we’ll see them take off.

The propeller is just a giant fan to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actually see the pilot start sweating.

The smaller seats in airlines are now causing passengers to get jet leg.

I was going to buy an airplane, but they wouldn’t let me keep the hanger.

A friend of mine said he’s going to buy a plane, take the wings off and turn it into a restaurant. I don’t think it will take off.

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