Tag Archives: humor

Friday Wisdom – Camping Advice

Posted on 08/28/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

Some advice for your next camping trip: First note that starting January 1, 2014 you actually have to enlist in the Swiss Army to get a Swiss Army Knife. Reminder: A two-man pup tent does not include two men or … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Pizza

Posted on 08/21/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

I was trying to come up with some new pizza jokes, but I’ve been having trouble with the delivery. Most of the pizza jokes I’ve thought of are just too cheesy … To fix a broken pizza use tomato paste. … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Quilting

Posted on 08/14/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

I have a friend composes and sings songs about sewing machines.  He’s a Singer-songwriter. The standup comedian stoped telling sewing jokes because he ran out of material. Judge: Officer, Why did you suspect the seamstress was a thief? Police Officer: … Continue reading →

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Friday Wisdom – Jogging

Posted on 08/07/2020 by Andrew Reynolds

Jogging: An extreme activity where people run on purpose. A lettuce and a tomato where in a race and the lettuce was a head while the tomato was try to ketchup. When you run in front of a car you … Continue reading →

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