Friday Wisdom – Gardening

When I was a teen I made lots of money clearing lawns of leaves – I was raking it in.

I started a veggie garden using a process of trowel and error.

Calm down, it’s just thyme, herb your enthusiasm.

What did the baby corn ask mommy corn?   Where’s popcorn?

My friend asked me about growing herbs, so I gave him some sage advice.

Did you know that most garden gnomes wear read hats? Yes, it’s a gnome fact.

I’m not just a gardener, I’m a plant manager.

I think I need to seek a doctor – I keep hearing voices in my shed.

Early yesterday morning I was standing in the garden wondering where the sun was.  Then it dawned on me.

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Wednesday Quilting and Stuff – Top Completed and Making Shop Plans

I completed my bento box quilt top:

Got it done. Next step is to do the quilting.

Also I got word from the shed people that they should be bring out my new shop building next week!  With the weather getting warmer here, it will be nice to get to work on a few more shop projects so I’ll be at on the computer at bit drawing up the final plans for the workshop and all the benches, cabinets and such I’ll need to get started on.

If you need me – I’ll be at the computer.

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Blogging Stuff

This will be 986th blog post.  Just 14 more to get to 1,000.  If I keep to my normal posting schedule I should get to that post just about the same week as the 10th anniversary of this blog.  Somehow I’ve managed to amass 3,694 followers and what’s more important to me is that there have been 18,194 comments on my posts.

Okay, okay, half of those are mine.  I try to reply to every comment made here.  Sometimes I don’t say much, but actual comments are the most valuable thing to me.  Likes are nice, but it’s even better when I get a real comment.

It’s really the community of bloggers that keeps me writing here.  There are times I think I’ve run out of things to write about and often struggle with what to write about.  From time to time I think it’s time to give up and move onto other things.

But then, I read something or something pops into my head and it ends up here.

Kind of like today.  I don’t really have anything important to say, but was amazed when I checked out my blog stats – never thought I’d still be doing this after all this time.

Now the next logical thing would be to write about the future of this blog.  I have no idea where I’m going.  I’ve considered being more disciplined about this – you know actual editorial calendars, themes, working to attract more followers, maybe add that podcast, etc.

I could.

Likely I won’t and I’ll just keep doing whatever it is I do here.

The only thing I will say is that I am planning on having a 1,000th post – even if it’s just another, “I don’t have anything to say,” post.

Kind of like this post …

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Friday Wisdom – Shopping

I went to buy a mattress.  The sales person showed me a few, but I was unsure and said, “I don’t know, I’ll need to sleep on it.”

Guardians of the Galaxy  – the security guards standing outside the Samsung store.

A judge went the mall and shouted an order in the food court.

If the shoe fits buy two pairs.

The toy store tried to sell me Supergirl, Lara Croft and Wonder Woman.  They might be a heroine dealer.

Why is the slowest checker always in the express lane?

Advice to men: Don’t try to guess her size, just buy anything “petite” and keep the receipt.

They’re giving the new C.E.O of Amazon a new title.  From now on he’ll be referred to as the Prime Minister.

Today I ordered an egg and a chicken from Amazon – I’ll let you know which one comes first.

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